Vírus viðvörun!!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally
and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-
Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.